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Money goes only so far as there is always an intangible element in the creation of an unforgettable team

The intrigue of the Champions League does not lie in exhibitionistic display of all that money can buy. Perfection cannot have been bought from any catalogue. Some absurdly gifted footballers will be on show in the quarter-finals that start tonight, but the tournament may be enthralling for its proof that the risk of embarrassment and failure cannot always be kept at bay.

At the weekend Bayern Munich were beaten 5-1 by Wolfsburg and slithered to fourth place in the Bundesliga. The losers are extremely affluent, but that was no protection.

It is beyond dispute that clubs of means are at an enduring advantage. One day, even Manchester City might demonstrate that money does have its beneficial uses. The international programme, where cash is of scant help, can look like an excursion into mediocrity. England’s win over Ukraine, for instance, saw two indifferent teams baffling themselves and one another. There are still four Premier League clubs contending for the Champions League, but the number of Englishmen starting the first legs of the quarter-finals may not get into double figures.

With luck those games will be enthralling, but the drama will also emerge from frailties. The contest on our domestic scene has revived precisely because United grew stale. The possibility is intact of Sir Alex Ferguson’s line-up delivering the greatest season in the history of the club, but the fallibility is no longer hidden. On Sunday, they had to raid the memory banks to snatch a win they hardly deserved over Aston Villa.

A staidness, which can only be blamed partly on injuries, had stolen over United, as if they had been released from the obligation to be dashing. When goals began to be conceded against Liverpool and Fulham, there was panic. They still look the best of the Premier League representatives in this week’s quarter-final, but their fallibility is no longer in dispute.

Fans of any of these clubs would not be stumped if asked to identify flaws. Chelsea would certainly benefit from a youthful and dashing forward who would save everyone from worrying about what they should expect from Nicolas Anelka and Didier Drogba. At Liverpool, there continues to be an alarming dependence on Steve Gerrard and Fernnado Torres to ensure there is no lapse into the old stodginess.

Arsenal, against their wishes, have been excused the arduous struggle for the title that has preoccupied them. There had been far too many injuries for Arsène Wenger’s team to do more than hobble through parts of the programme. There is a sheen to the side at the moment, but the Champions League may tell us whether Arsenal have regained enough of the muscle and physical presence that typified them in the days when silverware was expected.

Wenger, at least, has not spent much money. While Rafael Benítez keeps the books in order with some judicious selling, Liverpool and, to a greater extent, Chelsea and United have been ready to pay high prices. It has worked, but there are still mysterious aspects to team building that defy all efforts, and the most advanced technology, to piece together an ideal line-up.

Barcelona, for instance, are rightly feted at the moment, but no one can be sure that Lionel Messi, Samuel Eto’o and the others will go on ensuring that a sometimes indifferent central defence is not the club’s downfall in the Champions League. There is a haphazard element to every football project.

Despite the means available to a handful of clubs who can aspire to sign extraordinary performers from around the globe, many people still think of Brazil’s 1970 World Cup-winners as the finest of all teams. It emerged, however, from utter chaos. Joao Saldanha, for instance, was forced out as coach. His past as a journalist cannot have helped and his reservations about Pele’s eyesight were not crowd-pleasers either.Saldanha had even argued that Tostao and Pele could not function together. With him gone, the pair were to be a glorious combination. They were given their freedom by Saldanha’s successor, Mario Zagallo, who knew that there must be a solution that did not entail discarding genius.

A line-up such as Brazil’s in 1970 will never be built to order, irrespective of budget. There is always an intangible element in the creation of an unforgettable line-up. We should be glad of the chance to see Barcelona and the others in the Champions League, but the mysteries of football greatness cannot be cracked even with the means of billionaire owners.

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Tim Lott isn’t quite won over by the claim that 1989 was a watershed year for Englishness and all that was great about football

Jason Cowley’s first non-fiction book comes in the wake of a number of memoirs that have attempted to tell the story of an era via football, fathers, or both together, Nick Hornby’s Fever Pitch being the most notable example. Cowley has taken pains to etch in precise detail a personal history and a societal epoch. He focuses, like Hornby, on Arsenal, of whom he is also a keen supporter, but at a later time - the final Arsenal-Liverpool match of 1989. It was the last game of that year’s season, in which Arsenal, by scoring a second goal in the dying moments at Anfield, edged ahead of Liverpool to snatch the title.

It was a remarkable game and an unforgettable moment in sport. But Cowley sees it as more than this. He attempts to suggest that “the Last Game” marked the end of an era, for the country, football, himself and his relationship with his father, Tony (who was a West Ham supporter).

Cowley grew up in Harlow, Essex, and paints it as an everytown with his father as an everyman of the war generation - polite, proud, decent. He rolls into the narrative another event of 1989 - the Hillsborough disaster - and implies that, along with “the Last Game”, this marked the end of innocence for English football, and even a kind of Englishness itself. Later he brings in Bobby Moore (who died in 1993, two years after his father). He describes Moore as someone his father thought of as “a symbol of a certain kind of English innocence”. Then he seeks to draw a line between Moore and his father, which is “something to do with the end of a certain way of life, with the loss of a certain sense of duty and decorum”.

Cowley marks his narrative with extensive, well-sketched reminiscences and in-depth interviews with key actors from the Arsenal v Liverpool drama. He recreates the game on the page with great vigour in one of the high moments of the book. We learn something about Cowley’s father - how he enjoyed table tennis, how his music tastes were way ahead of the rest of his generation, how he dapper and well turned-out he was, how admired and loved, how he turned away from football in disgust after Hillsborough. We learn less about Cowley himself. This is forgivable - the book is largely a tribute to football and Cowley’s father - yet it is no accident that one of the most successful passages is when Cowley rushes to the local working men’s club to find his father has died of a heart attack. He notes, brilliantly, the price sticker on his father’s upturned soles and his own stunned reactions. It is a profoundly moving scene.

The problem with The Last Game is not its lack of detail or its voice - it is both lovingly crafted and well executed. It is a problem of theme. Most of the events - Cowley’s rites of passage between university and work, his relationship with his father, his love of football, the passing of the national game after 1989 into the modern turbo-driven Premier League - do not connect. They are simply a sequence of events that happened roughly to coincide with other events, such as Tiananmen Square, the falling of the Berlin Wall, the fading of Margaret Thatcher.

A further difficulty is that the “era” Cowley is lamenting the passing of - the local club exemplified by Arsenal at Highbury as opposed to the international, market-based club now represented at the Emirates stadium - is muddied by a central confusion. On the one hand, Cowley is appalled by the violence and mob mentality that characterised 1980s football; on the other, he includes a tribute to Dainton Connell, an infamous thug from the Highbury terraces, the first “black skinhead”. On the one hand, he laments the passing of men like his father and Bobby Moore; on the other, he applauds the arrival of the new modernism and multiculturalism ushered in by the 1990 World Cup and its hip “World in Motion” soundtrack.

Cowley works heavily at the groove of the idea that 1989 was a mystically significant year. The trouble is that in England it wasn’t. The game started to change in the 90s, certainly. But elsewhere, although Thatcher went in 1990, Thatcherism continued at least until Tony Blair in 1997. The emergence of multiculturalism had virtually nothing to do with football. Decency didn’t die with Bobby Moore and Tony Cowley and football hooliganism was anything but decent in the first place.

Cowley is clearly a good son and indisputably a good writer, though he lacks the real writer’s chip of ice at the heart. But in this case - partly out of a lack of diligence and partly out of a sort of ill-focussed over-diligence - he has shot well over the goal into some random, colourful but slightly chaotic part of the stands.

• Tim Lott’s books include the memoir The Scent of Dried Roses (Penguin)

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Arsenal 2-0 Manchester City

Louise Cowburn, Observer reader

I wrote a piece for the Observer at the beginning of the season suggesting it could be “au revoir” to Wenger if we didn’t win a trophy this year, but that won’t be the case now and that’s as it should be. Everyone was behind Wenger today, which was good. There was lots of creativity and a real sense of “teamship”; we basically took over the show. Having Fábregas back and Walcott there was massive. In fact, everyone was behind the team, and the players looked confident. Even Emmanuel Eboué got plenty of support when he came on.

Player ratings Almunia 9; Sagna 7, Touré 8, Gallas 8, Clichy 6; Denilson 7, Song 6; Walcott 8 (Eboué 70 7), Fábregas 8 (Ramsey 79 6), Arshavin 7; Adebayor 8 (Bendtner 70 5)

Kevin Parker, official supporters’ club We’ve become used to this away from home. It’s depressing. It looked like the players expected to get beat, but the worst thing was that they didn’t put up a fight. I thought Dunne and Onuoha played quite well, but beyond that there were several less than acceptable performances. There was no chanting for Mark Hughes to be out, but the reality is that it depends on the Uefa Cup this week. There were some individuals having a go at Hughes, but he will really be under pressure if we fail this Thursday. Everyone is waiting for that game.

Player ratings Given 7; Richards 6, Onuoha 7, Dunne 6, Bridge 5 (Fernandes 17 5); Wright-Phillips 6, Zabaleta 5, De Jong 5, Kompany 5 (Elano 38 5), Robinho 5 (Sturridge 76 n/a); Bellamy 5

Blackburn Rovers 2-1 Tottenham Hotspur

Bill Boaden, Observer reader

We didn’t deserve the win. Our passing was woeful, but we’ve got spirit and we’ve played better and lost. Tottenham didn’t help. It’s in our hands now and we should stay up. We’re supposed to respect referees, but Peter Walton was unsighted for the handball and still gave a penalty. We’ve had him before and he’s been poor. We’re happy with Allardyce. It’s not always pretty, but he’s got us organised.

Player ratings Gomes 7; Corluka 7, King 7, Woodgate 7, Assou-Ekotto 6; Lennon 7 (Zokora 81 6), Palacios 7, Jenas 6, Modric 7; Keane 6, Bent 6 Subs not used Cudicini, Dawson, Chimbonda, Huddlestone, Bentley, Pavlyuchenko

Dave Mason, Observer reader

We lost because we had no drive to impose our superiority. We were at least a division better than them, but we got into a comfort zone, and players like Keane and Jenas go missing. With Allardyce teams it’s watch your ankle time. How they got one yellow card for dissent alone is beyond me, and Diouf disgraced himself at the end by winding up our fans. Allardyce’s team was epitomised by Diouf’s sneering attitude.

Player ratings Robinson 6; Andrews 5, Nelsen 6, Samba 7, Givet 7; Diouf 6, Mokoena 5 (Tugay 62 6), Warnock 7, Pedersen 6 (Dunn 25 7); McCarthy 6, Roberts 6 (Ooijer h-t 7) Subs not used Brown, Olsson, Villanueva, Treacy

Bolton Wanderers 4-1 Middlesbrough

Aaron Haley, worldwidewanderers.co.uk

4–1’s a flattering result, but you have to win these games in such a tight league. Ricardo Gardner was outstanding and could be our player of the year alongside Kevin Davies. Gary Megson still gets stick. He has done well, but he’s the wrong fit for us. We needed someone with fresh ideas after Allardyce and Lee. But we’re safe now and you can’t argue with that.

Player ratings Jaaskelainen 6; Steinsson 6, Cahill 7, Shittu 7, Samuel 6; McCann 7; Davies 6, Muamba 6, Gardner 9, Taylor 7; Elmander 7 (Basham 83 6) Subs not used Al Habsi, Hunt, Puygrenier, Cohen, O’Brien, Smolarek

Rob Skilbeck, MSS-online.org

We’re down. We were relegated after the Stoke game but this was the final nail in the coffin. We gifted them three goals, and teams will punish you. The lesson for Southgate is that if you sign a £13m striker, make sure he can head. Alves missed an absolute sitter at 2–1. When we went down in 1997, we fought until the final day, but this time everyone’s already given up.

Player ratings Jones 5; Wheater 4, Huth 4, Pogatetz 4 (Taylor 36 5); Hoyte 4, Bates 5, O’Neil 5, Downing 5; Tuncay 8; Aliadière 5 (Emnes 74 5), Alves 3 Subs not used Turnbull, McMahon, Shawky, Walker, King

Fulham 0-1 Liverpool

David Lloyd, There’s Only One F In Fulham

It was a sickener. The stats will show that Liverpool had countless attempts, it was like crossbar challenge. We were in the game. They couldn’t finish and the fact that we lost shouldn’t detract from how well we were in the game. We had courageous defending – compact, solid. Murphy did very well against his old team and there were no real weak links. Unlike United they really came at us. There was full commitment from both teams and a feeling for us of being calm in the situation. I drove away thinking: where did he get the extra four minutes?

Player ratings 8, Konchesky 7; Davies 6 (Gera 79 6), Etuhu 7, Murphy 8 (Dacourt 76 6), Dempsey 6; Johnson 7, Zamora 6 Subs not used Zuberbühler, Nevland, Kamara, Kallio, Baird

Darren Phillips, ShanklyGates.co.uk

To borrow a saying: Football – bloody hell. It was amazing because a player not due to play comes on and has an impact. We didn’t seem affected by the international break. For a while it felt like the woodwork was giving Fulham an extra man. Fulham played much the same as against Man United but I think we had more chances. And we hit the bar four times – just a matter of inches but it never seemed it was going to go in. I’m delighted to be on top of the league again – you fear a draw just wouldn’t have been enough with United looming.

Player ratings Reina 6; Arbeloa 7, Skrtel 7, Carragher 7, Insúa 7; Alonso 8, Lucas 7; Kuyt 7 (Benayoun 7 76), Gerrard 8 (Agger 90), Dossena 7 (Babel 6 65); Torres 7 Subs not used Cavalieri, Riera, Mascherano, Ngog

Hull City 0-0 Portsmouth

Rick Skelton, HullCityOnline.com

A poor game, all in all. There were only about three or four serious efforts at goal in the entire game. Towards the end David James made a good save from Fagan and Portsmouth hit the post in stoppage time. Both defences were on top – Crouch didn’t win a thing and was well marshalled. It was a scrappy midfield. Glen Johnson should have been sent off for his first yellow card.

Player ratings Duke 7; Dawson 7, Zayatte 8, Turner 8, Ricketts 7 (Folan 85 n/a); Fagan 6 (Kilbane 71 6), Ashbee 8, Geovanni 6, Mendy 5; Barmby 8 (Marney 74 5); Manucho Subs not used Myhill, Garcia, Halmosi, Featherstone

Chris Gibbs, Pompey-Fans.com

The biggest cheer of the day was actually when Southampton’s score went up – as they’d lost! This wasn’t the best of games and you could see why both teams are where they are in the league. The match was crying out for a bit of inventiveness. Neither manager was prepared to commit more players forward. Kaboul was perhaps man of the match, but the keepers had little to do.

Player ratings James 7; Kaboul 7, Campbell 6, Hughes 6, Distin 6; Johnson 5, Mullins 5, Kranjcar 6 (Belhadj 76 7), Hreidarsson 6; Crouch 7, Nugent 5 (Kanu 64 7) Subs not used Begovic, Pennant, Basinas, Pamarot, Utaka

Newcastle United 0-2 Chelsea

Rob Higgins, Observer reader

The Shearer bubble of the past few days was already pricked before kick-off by the result from Blackburn and the atmosphere was surprisingly flat. Chelsea quickly showed they were different class with their slick passing, and our back four – with Coloccini as the new Titus Bramble – was always going to cave in. The second half was a stroll for Chelsea. The effort was there but we didn’t have the quality. It was great to see Shearer on the touchline but we need him in his prime and on the pitch. All the signs are that we’re going down.

Player ratings Harper 7; R Taylor 3, Beye 5, Coloccini 3, José Enrique 5; Lovenkrands 5 (Duff 44 4), Butt 4, Nolan 4 (Guthrie 69 4), Gutiérrez 4; Martins 4 (Carroll 80 n/a), Owen 5 Subs not used Forster, Smith, Geremi, Edgar

Trizia Fiorellino, Chelsea Supporters’ Group

We started poorly and for a long while it was looking horribly like the defeat at Spurs until Lampard – as usual – came to the rescue. After the first goal the team relaxed and we could’ve had three or four. It was peculiar that Anelka was playing wide, it was only when he came into the centre that we looked dangerous, I don’t know why Quaresma isn’t used more. I don’t think we’re back in the title race, we had our chance at Spurs and blew it. Newcastle were dire. They call Shearer the messiah and he’ll need higher powers to keep them up!

Player ratings Essien 8 (Ballack 57 7), Mikel 7, Lampard 8; Kalou 6, Anelka 6 (Di Santo 68 8), Malouda 7 Subs not used Hilario, Carvalho, Deco, Belletti, Mancienne

West Bromwich Albion 0-2 Stoke City

Terry Wills, Baggies@yahoogroups.com

Before the game we had already lost the war to stay in the Premier League but, considering our record against Stoke, I just wanted us to win this one battle. But instead of coming out of the trenches fighting, we came over the top waving a white flag. It was a huge letdown; we made the usual defensive errors and the game was effectively settled in the second minute. In midfield, we continued to overplay and pass the ball in every direction but forward. This result confirms we’re back on the road to nowhere in terms of securing a long-term position in the top flight.

Player ratings Carson 4; Zuiverloon 4, Martis 6, Olsson 6, Robinson 5 (Bednar 61 4); Morrison 4, Greening 5 (Koren 61 5), Valero 6, Brunt 5; Fortune 5, Simpson 4 (Teixeira 61 4) Subs not used Kiely, Hoefkens, Moore, Dorrans

Richard Murphy, Author, Stoke City On This Day

We’ve finally claimed our first away win of the season – but we always beat West Brom so we knew that was going to happen! It was a normal Stoke-West Brom game from start to finish: they had all the ball and we scored all the goals. But to start the way we did with Fuller’s strike, they were destined to struggle. We’re really playing to our strengths, we’ve got blokes who can score in Fuller and Beattie and neither goal came from a long throw. To be honest, Stoke fans always knew we’d stay up – and now we’re one step closer to proving that to everyone else.

Player ratings Sorensen 7; Wilkinson 7, Shawcross 8, Faye 8 (Pugh 75 6), Higginbotham 7; Lawrence 6, Whelan 8, Delap 7, Etherington 6; Beattie 8 (Cresswell 79 6), Fuller 9 (Olofinjana 89 n/a) Subs not used Simonsen, Kelly, Camara, Sonko

West Ham United 2-0 Sunderland

Pete May, author, Hammers in the Heart

Really good result today, considering the scratch team we had to put out. It was great to see Stanislas and Tomkins score, and players like Lucas Neill did well out of position. Even Boa Morte had one of his better games. If we can get results out of games like today and get a few players back like Parker and Cole we’ve got a chance of Europe, but it’ll be difficult. It’s just nice to see the academy still going strong.

Player ratings Green 7; Spector 6 (J Collins 73 5), Tomkins 8, Upson 7, Ilunga 6; Neill 7; Boa Morte 7, Noble 7, Stanislas 8 (López 90 n/a) Tristán 6, Di Michele 6 (Dyer 81 n/a) Subs not used Lastuvka, Savio, Sears, Payne

Martyn McFadden, A-Love-Supreme.com

We were too negative from the outset, and despite some good possession in the first half had no penetration. Worryingly, we didn’t show any fight. In the past we had players who may not have been as good but gave 110%; now we have better players who don’t give 100%. The matches against Hull and West Brom will decide our fate. Sbragia hasn’t proved himself. We need a high-profile, box-office manager.

Player ratings Gordon 7; Bardsley 7, Ferdinand 6, D Collins 6, Ben Haim 5; Malbranque 6 (Edwards 75 6), Leadbitter 6, Richardson 7, Whitehead 6, Murphy 4 (Jones 54 5); Cissé 6 Subs not used Fulop, Nosworthy, Reid, Healy, McShane

Arsene Wenger’s desire to arrange his teams in formations seemingly more suited for the schoolyard than the harsh realities of professional football will always yield dividends against teams who care little about possession and space.

Here, Wenger told his players to align in a shape that convention suggested should be recorded as 4-2-3-1 but was, at times, actually an old-fashioned 4-2-4. It came against a Manchester City team almost chronically averse to hustling man and ball, and meant they departed with the gasps of an attack-sated crowd reverberating in their ears.

Denilson and Alexander Song were the holding players in Wenger’s approach. Andriy Arshavin, Cesc Fabregas, Theo Walcott – particularly slick throughout – and Emmanuel Adebayor were the front four when attacking, which was for most of the game.

City had strode into the Emirates squatting snugly among their fellow mid-table occupants, 38 points to the good, and three victories ahead of the dreaded relegation-trapdoor, which is beginning to creak open.

It proved, though, little beyond cold comfort.

Instead, the north London sun shined mainly on Arsenal and, in particular, Adebayor, whose goal sack for the season had two more by afternoon’s end thanks to his manager’s penchant for buccaneering football.

Yet the Togo striker’s reacquaintance with his team-mates after two months in Arsenal’s convalescence chamber – Fabregas was also back for a first time since December, Theo Walcott a fortnight – will have been too easy a ride as far as City manager Mark Hughes is concerned.

Arsenal, of course, slip the ball forward with a velvety ease. This is hardly news, so Hughes will have been furious at the help offered by the referee as well as his errant defence.

On seven minutes the official adjudged Robinho to have fouled Bacary Sagna when the consensus was it had been a legal shoulder charge. In came the free-kick from the right, delivered by Fabregas, and out went any discipline from City. Nedum Onuoha was most culpable, deciding to leave the Togo striker alone with his header.

City’s best moment came just after the half-hour. Craig Bellamy offered a reminder he was playing by involving Shaun Wright-Phillips on the right.

The England winger’s pass was smartly counter-intuitive, going into the area to find Gelson Fernandes. But he could only clip the left-hand post.

Three minutes into the second half, a training ground move sealed the win. Fabregas scooped a pass over Richard Dunne and Adebayor controlled, dribbled past Given and finished.

Chelsea were comfortable 2-0 winners in Alan Shearer’s first game in charge, while Stoke got their first away victory of the season

Preamble Hello. Am I the only person who is slightly uneasy with the literary acceptance, never mind the connotation, of the phrase squeaky-bum time? Or is that simply a consequence of being stuck on the toilet-less 2159 train from Newington to London Victoria last night for so long that the eventual relief - think Renton in Trainspotting, multiply it by a thousand and you’re still nowhere near - prompted a demob happiness and the giddy high-fiving of strangers? I’m not sure, but what I am sure about is that this is emphatically squeaky-bum time.

There are eight games to go in this essentially naff but peculiarly compelling Premier League season, but for many of the teams playing today it might as well be the final game. West Brom, Chelsea and arguably Middlesbrough simply must win to keep their respective hopes alive, and a few other sides are also in desperate need of pts x 3.

Like Sunderland, who have stealthily immersed themselves in the relegation battle after looking completely safe six weeks ago; like Hull, who are only four points off the bottom three and have a manager whose mood is zagging around like a demented windscreen-wiper; and of course Newcastle, who have beaten only West Brom since Christmas but whose world is a happy one now that they have finally lured Alan Shearer into bed for a small fee of £2m. They’re cheaper down the Charing Cross Road, we’ll tell you that for nowt.

The fixtures, with my predictions (and Sean Ingle’s in brackets). If you put £100 on either set of predictions, you stand to win approximately the square root of eff all

Arsenal 3-0 Man City (1-0)
Bolton 2-0 Middlesbrough (1-2)
Hull City 1-2 Portsmouth (0-2)
Newcastle 1-2 Chelsea (1-3)
West Brom 2-1 Stoke (0-2)
West Ham 1-0 Sunderland (2-0)

In case you don’t know it off by heart, here’s the league table. Funkily, it updates itself as the afternoon progresses. Newcastle will have 30 points until at least 3.02pm!

Emphatic proof that Alan Shearer is in purely for the love of the club, not love of that thing in the mirror “A friend of mine asked me this question: if you don’t take the job, and Newcastle stay up, will you regret it? And the answer was yes.”

Team news will be here just as soon as some flunky sends it our way.

Newcastle v Chelsea team news It’s an aggressive selection from Alan Shearer, with two wingers and Ryan Taylor at right-back. But with weary predictability he has reinstated the anachronism that is Michael Owen, even though Peter Lovenkrands and Obafemi Martins played outstandingly well together in the previous game against Arsenal. A specialist goalscorer? How quaint. I’m surprised he didn’t pick a sweeper as well, or put them out in the WM formation.

Chelsea drop Michael Ballack, which must have been uncomfortable for Ray Wilkins, given that Ballack has morphed into him of late. That decision has been coming, because Ballack has been phoning it in for months.

Newcastle (4-4-2) Harper; Ryan Taylor, Beye, Coloccini, Jose Enrique; Gutierrez, Nolan, Butt, Lovenkrands; Owen, Martins.
Subs: Forster, Guthrie, Duff, Smith, Geremi, Edgar, Carroll.

Chelsea (4-1-4-1) Cech; Ivanovic, Alex, Terry, Ashley Cole; Mikel; Kalou, Essien, Lampard, Malouda; Anelka.
Subs: Hilario, Carvalho, Di Santo, Ballack, Deco, Belletti, Mancienne.

Referee Rob Styles.

West Brom v Stoke team news

West Brom (4-4-2) Carson; Zuiverloon, Martis, Olsson, Robinson; Morrison, Greening, Borja Valero, Brunt; Fortune, Simpson.
Subs: Kiely, Hoefkens, Koren, Bednar, Moore, Dorrans, Filipe Teixeira.

Stoke (4-4-2) Sorensen; Wilkinson, Shawcross, Abdoulaye Faye, Higginbotham; Lawrence, Delap, Whelan, Etherington; Fuller, Beattie.
Subs: Simonsen, Olofinjana, Cresswell, Pugh, Kelly, Camara, Sonko.

Referee Martin Atkinson.

Hull v Portsmouth team news

Hull (4-3-1-2) Duke; Ricketts, Zayatte, Turner, Dawson; Mendy, Ashbee, Barmby; Geovanni; Manucho, Fagan.
Subs: Myhill, Garcia, Halmosi, Kilbane, Folan, Marney, Featherstone.

Portsmouth (4-2-3-1) James; Kaboul, Campbell, Distin, Hreidarsson; Mullins, Hughes; Johnson, Kranjcar, Nugent; Crouch.
Subs: Begovic, Kanu, Pennant, Belhadj, Basinas, Pamarot, Utaka.

Referee Chris Foy.

Bolton v Middlesbrough team news

Bolton Jaaskelainen; Steinsson, Cahill, Shittu, Samuel; Kevin Davies, Muamba, McCann, Gardner, Taylor; Elmander.
Subs: Al Habsi, Hunt, Smolarek, Puygrenier, Cohen, Basham,
Andrew O’Brien.

Middlesbrough (4-4-1-1) Jones; Hoyte, Wheater, Huth, Pogatetz; Aliadiere, O’Neil, Bates, Downing; Tuncay; Alves.
Subs: Turnbull, Taylor, Emnes, Shawky, King, McMahon, Walker.

Referee Alan Wiley.

West Ham v Sunderland team news West Ham have a couple of their youngsters, Tomkins and Stanislas starting in an injury-hit side. Kenwyne Jones is not fully fit so is on the bench.

West Ham (4-4-2) Green; Neill, Tomkins, Upson, Ilunga; Noble, Spector, Stanislas, Boa Morte; Di Michele, Tristan.
Subs: Lastuvka, Lopez, Dyer, Nsereko, Collins, Sears, Payne.

Sunderland (4-5-1) Gordon; Bardsley, Ferdinand, Ben-Haim, Collins; Malbranque, Whitehead, Richardson, Leadbitter, Murphy; Cisse.
Subs: Fulop, Nosworthy, Edwards, Jones, Reid, Healy, McShane.

Referee Mike Jones.

Arsenal v Man City Emmanuel Adebayor, Cesc Fabregas - for the first time since December - and Theo Walcott all return to what suddenly looks a very strong side, although the brilliant Robin van Persie is injured.

Robinho plays, mainly because the real jewel in City’s crown, Stephen Ireland, is injured.

Arsenal (4-2-3-1) Almunia; Sagna, Toure, Gallas, Clichy; Denilson, Song; Walcott, Fabregas, Arshavin; Adebayor.
Subs: Fabianski, Ramsey, Silvestre, Djourou, Bendtner, Eboue, Gibbs.

Man City (4-3-3) Given; Richards, Onuoha, Dunne, Bridge; Zabaleta, De Jong, Kompany; Wright-Phillips, Bellamy, Robinho.
Subs: Hart, Bojinov, Elano, Garrido, Fernandes, Mwaruwari,
Sturridge.

Referee Andre Marriner (W Midlands)

2.32pm “We know from Match of the Day that Alan Shearer regularly does to the English langauge what he once did to Neil Lennon’s head, so can we interpret that quote otherwise? Does he mean that he would regret being on the sidelines as the Great Escape is constructed? If so the regret relates to the extent of his involvement in the adventure rather than referring to the preservation of Toon Army’s place in the Premier League.” You’re a better man than I am, Naylor. And a more naive one.

2.39pm Blackburn have just jumped from 17th to 13th with two late goals against ten-man Spurs. You won’t be hearing from them again in this relegation battle.

2.43pm “How badly would Alan Shearer have to fail for the idea of him being the permanent manager of Newcastle to be destroyed forever?” wonders George Templeton. “Not just relegation, but a losing run so epic in these final eight games that Newcastle finish rock bottom. Would that cause the Geordie Nation to finally see Shearer for what he is and get beyond the notion of him as a second messiah?” It’s a nice thought actually. Any ideas?

2.51pm Alan Shearer is an arrogant ba- sorry, is a confident man. So confident that, you suspect, he half thinks he just has to turn up and wave a bit to put the club right. But at some point this afternoon - perhaps when Newcastle haven’t touched the ball for 10 minutes - that rabid mutt called Reality is going to have a huge, long, foaming bite on his swingers. At some point this afternoon, Shearer is going to look out onto the field and realise: we are absolutely terrible.

3pm Let’s go. They’ve actually kicked off before 3pm at Newcastle, such is the excitement. I think they should be docked three points for that. Disrespectful.

3.01pm “Re 2.43pm,” begins Alex Netherton, “I reckon Shearer kissing Roy Keane would do it.”

3.03pm: West Brom 0-1 Stoke (Fuller 2) You know you’re a desperately poor football team when…. you go behind at home to Stoke (last away win in the top flight 25 years ago). Ricardo Fuller has given Stoke the lead after yet another mistake from Scott Carson.

3.05pm “It’s amazing just how quickly a football ground can fill up,” says Louise Taylor, our lady at Newcastle. “A couple of minutes ago there were plenty of empty grey seats here but now they’re flooding in. They’ve played ‘Oooh Aaah Shearer - I wanna know how you scored that goal’ over the tannoy but now it’s switched to ‘Blaydon Races’. With Steven Taylor and Sebastien Bassong out injured and Nicolas Anelka starting for Chelsea, stopping goals may be Wor Al’s priority today.”

3.08pm: Bolton 1-0 Middlesbrough (Kevin Davies 7) For weeks and weeks I thought Middlesbrough would get themselves out of trouble. I was wrong. Kevin Davies has finished expertly - his sixth in nine games - to give Bolton the lead at the Reebok.

3.11pm: Arsenal 1-0 Man City (Adebayor 10) Surprise surprise. Fabregas crosses, Adebayor plants a free header into the net from eight yards.

3.12pm Here’s Paul Doyle at the Emirates. “Finding a convenient label for Arsenal’s formation is tricky today: it’s not quite a 4-2-3-1 because Fabregas is slightly more withdrawn than, say, Steven Gerrard is in Liverpool’s system, but nor is it a 4-5-1. So if you want to be pernickety about it, it’s probably a 4-2-1-2-1. City’s could probably best be described as a 4-3-2-1. Put that in your chalkboard and, um, smoke it.” Anyone who describes a formation in more than four lines is a pseudo-intellectual ass, Doyle. Fact!

3.13pm “Bit of doubt here about Robinho’s foul that led to the goal,” says Jamie Jackson, also at the Emirates. What a gig those two have got! “Appeared a legit shoulder charge…”

3.15pm Here’s Doyle again. “Arsenal’s goal is a lot easier to describe than their shape. Fabregas flighted a freekick in from the right, City cunningly left Adebaoyr completely unmarked eight yards from goal, and the Togolese headed the ball downwards into the net. The boys are back in town. The third returnee, however, is having less fun: Walcott is down receiving treatment on his knee following a clumsy tangle with Kompany. Doesn’t look too serious, mind.” Unlike you, Doyle, with your five-line formations and your refusal to watch anything that doesn’t have the words ‘Three Colours’ in the title. You’re as serious as this little fella.

3.16pm “Isn’t the convenient label for Arsenal’s formation ‘not good enough yet again’?” says Gary Naylor. I think they are very interesting Champions League outsiders myself, which should guarantee a 17-0 defeat to Villarreal this week.

3.19pm “Shearer is chewing gum in his technical area and doing a lot of standing around, hands in pockets, looking cool in his nice suit,” says Louise Taylor, offering a new meaning of the word ‘cool’. “There has been the odd finger point - not to mention the odd moment of anxiety. After seeing John Terry drift free at a Chelsea set piece Shearer called out to Iain Dowie: ‘Who’s meant to be picking up Terry?’ Judging by the puzzled look on his face he didn’t seem to fully understand his assistant’s reply.”

3.21pm Here are the scores, right here, right now:

Arsenal 1-0 Man City
Bolton 1-0 Middlesbrough
Hull City 0-0 Portsmouth
Newcastle 0-0 Chelsea
West Brom 0-1 Stoke
West Ham 0-0 Sunderland

And this is the table right now. Look where Stoke are!

3.24pm Shearer looks fairly smart actually, in his grey suit and thin tie. Iain Dowie? Well he’s Iain Dowie isn’t he.

3.27pm Any flies on Tim Travers are paying rent. “You may not like Mr Shearer as a person but he knows how to market himself to the fan base. If Newcastle go down, then the damage was already done & NO ONE could have saved them. If they stay up then he’s a genius who eats lighting, craps thunder and pees Newcy Brown!!” Eats lighting? Two exclamation marks?

3.28pm Middlesbrough are having a very decent spell. It really is now or never - as things stand they are six points off safety.

3.29pm “Thanks to Mr Travers for confirming how Newcastle Brown is made,” chuckles Ian Copestake, making me spit out a mouthful of said liquid for more than one reason.

3.30pm Anelka has just missed a one-on-one at Newcastle. That was a really good chance and, though he was under slight pressure, he should have hit the target. Instead he hit the side-netting at the near post. Rob Styles gave a corner.

3.31pm Here’s Richard Rae, our man at Hull. “Twenty minutes in and there are few signs of a pattern emerging at the KC Stadium. It’s one of those matches when once a chant has died down, a sort of nervous silence falls around the ground, and the shouts of the coaches and players can clearly be heard. No handbell in the Pompey end - what’s happened to Big Helen? It’s the battle of the ungainly up front; Manucho versus Crouch. Glen Johnson, a combustible character, having got himself booked a minute earlier, has been very lucky not to be sent off for a foul on Geovanni. Hull are picking up some momentum here.”

3.33pm “Nice move just now,” says Paul Doyle at the Emirates. “There were a few kicks, a header, then a shot and a save. It was good. The fans were glad. I hope that doesn’t come across as pseudo-intellectualism, Mr Chairman of Chalkboard.” It would do if I didn’t know what shirt you were wearing.

3.34pm Gelson Fernandes, on for the injured Wayne Bridge, has hit the post for Manchester City at the Emirates. Really it was a poor miss, because he had a ludicrous amount of space ten yards out to control Shaun Wright-Phillips’ penetrative pass, turn and pick his spot. That spot on the was the outside of the near post with Almunia beaten.

3.36pm Michael Owen has not yet touched the ball at Newcastle*. That he will score an 89th-minute winner is increasingly inevitable.

*A little artistic license may have been employed here. Not much mind.

3.38pm On Sky Sports, Paul Merson says Newcastle are playing for a 0-0. Bring back Keegan!

3.39pm: Bolton 1-1 Middlesbrough (O’Neil 38) What a big goal this might be. Boro’s response has been admirable - post hit, goal disallowed - and now they have been rewarded. A sublime, disguised through ball from the superb Tuncay put Gary O’Neil through on goal, and he scrunched his shot off a sliding defender and over Jaaskelainen.

3.41pm “Younes Kaboul has just headed over from five yards with only City goalkeeper Matt Duke to beat,” tuts Richard Rae at Hull. “Crouch set him up. You could see the chance coming; a City fan sitting in front of me kept repeating the words ‘Oh No’ during the build up. Here it’s pronounced Errr Nerr.” That ‘oh no’ bit sounds almost as good as this particular commentary.

3.43pm Boro are all over Bolton now. This is the thing about Boro: they actually have a team of very accomplished footballers. They just need confidence. Told you they’d stay up!

3.44pm: West Ham 1-0 Sunderland (Stanislas 42) A brilliant pass from Boa Morte allows the youngster Junior Stanislas to score what I presume is his first goal for the club. Sunderland are, as things stand, fourth from bottom. The moral of this story is: never appoint a caretaker manager, especially one who gets a raggy 4-1 win at Hull.

3.45pm: Bolton 2-1 Boro (Cahill 45) I’m sorry. I’m truly sorry. Boro have just considered a pitiful goal, allowing Gary Cahill a ludicrous amount of room at a free-kick to score from eight yards.

3.46pm “City have just been forced into another early change - Elano for Kompany - but they’re starting to get on top in this game and should really be level,” says Paul Doyle, who actually sent this message backwards, in Spanish. “Fernandes hit the outside of the post from 12 yards after being given the freedom of the box by the Arsenal defence. William Gallas bawled at his team-mates after that, brazenly.”

3.47pm Louise Taylor confirms that it’s business as usual for the Newcastle fans and Rob Styles. “Atmosphere strangely low-key here and some strange refereeing from Rob Styles. Nicky Butt got away unpunished with a neck-high, red-card-worthy challenge on Florent Malouda and Jonas Gutierrez got away scot free for a yellow-card-worthy tackle on Ashley Cole. Then Frank Lampard was rather harshly booked for diving when he had been clipped. Peter Lovenkrands is injured and has been replaced by Damien Duff. Lovenkrands looks in a bad way and Paul Ferris, Newcastle’s new head of medicine, has been talking anxiously into the mouthpiece on his walkie talkie headset.”

3.50pm So these are the half-time scores:

Arsenal 1-0 Man City
Bolton 2-1 Middlesbrough
Hull City 0-0 Portsmouth
Newcastle 0-0 Chelsea
West Brom 0-1 Stoke
West Ham 1-0 Sunderland

And this is how the table looks just now.

3.51pm “The Doyle effect: intellectualism also seems to be undermining Middlesborough’s defending if they ‘considered’ an awful goal,” says Ian Copestake, tittering at my 3.45pm update. I might set up a new social-networking site: Titter, in which people simply post entries that point out what a pitiful speciment of humanity I am.

3.59pm “Big Helen didn’t ring her bell for Pompey, it was for Man City, and unlike the guy at Pompey it wasn’t incessantly and devalued, it was when City really needed support she’d use it,” says Peter Green, in response to Richard Rae’s entry at 3.31pm. “It was probably kept behind emergency glass like a fire hose in a school, only broken out when needed. Also she passed away a few years ago sadly.”

4pm “I’ve seen enough of Middlesbrough this season to know exactly what you’re talking about,” says Nicholas Walton. “Sumptious, silky, and with as much potency and solidity as a marshmallow phallus. If the attack had even slightly functioned they’d be top half. Too good to go down etc.” And you just know they will take points off United when they play them.

4.01pm “The three half-time draw prizes were won by three consecutively numbered tickets. Mmm,” mmms Richard Rae. “About as fair as the competition to win £10,000 if you can kick a ball against the crossbar - from the halfway line.” I bet Jason Cundy could do it.

4.02pm Right, it’s time for some adult males to endeavour to play matchmaker between an object of the netty variety and the magical leather sphere.

4.03pm “You don’t like West Brom, do you Rob,” says Chris B. “Any chance of knowing why, apart from the fact we are seriously crap?” Quite the contrary: I was wowed by them when I did their game against Norwich last year, I think Chris Brunt has the capacity to be an extremely good player, and I have a huge amount of time for Tony Mowbray. But you are seriously etc, sadly.

4.04pm “So if not Big Helen, who rings the bell for Portsmouth?” asks Richard Rae. “Is it the tattooed bloke who looks vaguely like Noddy Holder?”

4.08pm In Germany, Wolfsburg are slaughtering Bayern Munich 5-1, while Hertha Berlin - the leaders this morning - are losing Borussia Dormund. So Wolfsburg, who were ninth at Christmas, are going top. You can get all the latest scores here.

4.09pm: West Brom 0-2 Stoke (Beattie 50) I give it 12 seconds before Gary Naylor emails to say that Tony Pulis should be Manager of the Year for signing James Beattie. But he’s got a point: Beattie now has six in 10 games and has scored a screamer that a) puts West Brom down, b) gives Stoke their first away win in the top flight since 1984 and c) gives Stoke a real, real chance of staying up: as things stand they are five points off relegation. What a marvellous job Pulis has done there with what is basically a collection of cattle.

4.11pm: Arsenal 2-0 Manchester City (Adebayor 51) Fabregas and Adebayor combine again to devastating effect. And to think we thought they might not finish fourth.

4.12pm: West Ham 2-0 Sunderland (Tomkins 53) Sunderland reluctantly accept West Ham’s moral right to turn their 1 into 2: James Tomkins is the second youngster to score for the Hammers. They go seventh; Sunderland will end today in 17th unless Portsmouth lose at Hull. They have Manchester United next, and are in serious trouble.

4.14pm “At half time Kath Cassidly, the long-serving St James’ Park press-room tea lady, confided that she is now on her 21st manager here,” says Louise Taylor. “She certainly has an excuse for feeling a little Messiah-ed out.” Don’t we all.

4.16pm: Newcastle 0-1 Chelsea (Lampard 55) Frank Lampard embraces his inner need to play party-pooper. Coloccini dithered risibly on the edge of his own area and was robbed by Anelka. His shot was deflected over Harper, onto the bar, and as it bounced down there was Fwank to head into the empty net.

4.17pm Alan Shearer has the look of a man who’s just swapped a cushy job coining it in by blathering inanities on a sofa for a job coining it in while trying to get blood out of a shower.

4.20pm “The Chelsea fans are chanting ‘Shearer, Shearer, what’s the score?’” says Louise Taylor. “Yet another shcoking error from Fabricio Coloccini let in Nicolas Anelka whose eventual shot against the woodwork, rebounded for Frank Lampard to put Guus Hiddink’s side one up….there are signs of the odd fraying managerial nerve in the home dug-out. When a Gutierrez cross failed to come off, Shearer was heard to proclaim ‘For God’s sake’.” Now he knows how we felt every Saturday night.

4.23pm Play, the state thereof:

Arsenal 2-0 Man City
Bolton 2-1 Middlesbrough
Hull City 0-0 Portsmouth
Newcastle 0-1 Chelsea
West Brom 0-2 Stoke
West Ham 2-0 Sunderland

4.25pm: Newcastle 0-2 Chelsea (Malouda 60) What’s happening is that our faithful hound Reality has just got herself a huge mouthful of Alan Shearer’s special place, and she’s biting like there’s no tomorrow. She won’t let go, bless her. She’s like a dog with a bone! Or, to translate, Frank Lampard has released Florent Malouda to make it 2-0 at St James’ Park. Just like he did last season, if memory serves, which it probably doesn’t given the abuse it’s taken these past 15 years.

4.27pm Newcastle’s next two games are away to Liverpool and Stoke. Just saying. You suspect that three games - at home to Portsmouth, Fulham and Middlesbrough - will decide whether they stay up, but by the time they get to those games they could be a fair away adrift.

4.31pm “The Chelsea fans are singing ‘ going down’ now,” reports Louise Taylor. “Malouda has made it two. No matter, still time for a Michael Owen hat-trick. Unfortunately Owen has barely touched the ball., Shearer has just replaced Kevin Nolan with Danny Guthrie. Will it be a tactical masterstroke.” The absence of a question-mark tells you all you need to know there.

4.32pm I was in a chipper mood. Then Alex Netherton, without even a single word by way of explanation, sent me this link. Oh, Alex!

4.33pm Michael Owen scores for Newcastle and, in a genuinely hilarious development, the assistant referee decides it hasn’t crossed the line before Ashley Cole clears. It was well in, “about an inch away from the net” according to Paul Merson on Sky. Who says injustice has to be depressin’?!

4.34pm Michael Owen must be starting to think he’s living a Truman Show-style existence, with every plot twist designed to push him ever closer to breaking point. Wait till Fabio Capello calls up David Nugent ahead of him for the next international.

4.36pm “I propose you start calling Shearer’s ’special place’ his ‘technical area’ from now on,” says Mac Millings. “Quite apart from the endless fun you could have with ‘Shearer’s fiddling around it his technical area’ jokes, it just seems like what he’d call it. Equally appropriately, Michael Owen calls his parts ‘my hopelessly outmoded point of attack’.”

4.37pm “Owen has just been robbed,” confirms Louise Taylor. “He appeared to have directed a shot over the line before Ashley Cole cleared the ball but Rob Styles merely waved play on. Replays showed it definitely crossed the line. Shearer has had a stern word with the fourth official. Maybe Hiddink wasn’t so wise to withdraw Anelka - whose headed flick created Malouda’s goal - after all. Newcastle have improved since his departure.” Di Santo replaced him, which is a peculiarly presumptious substitution at 2-0.

4.38pm: Bolton 3-1 Middlesbrough It’s all over. Matt Taylor’s long free-kick is left by everybody and sneaks into the net. You have to feel for Boro, who have played splendidly today, but who are going down unless they win at least four of their last seven. No, it’s not going to happen.

4.39pm “Seems NUFC needed a firefighter. Someone like Sam Allardyce, perhaps? Oh, wait…” says Robert Smithson. “Today, and perhaps even the rest of the season, won’t tell us much about Shearer’s ability. I think the only true lesson to come out of all this is: NEVER EVER BUY A FOOTBALL CLUB. Mike Ashley, you silly tool.”

4.40pm Richard Rae at Hull predicted this in the first half: Glen Johnson has been sent off for a second yellow card. Apparently that was a dodgy decision, but he could have been sent off approximately 97 times before that.

4.41pm “I know ‘Brazilian prima donna looks a bit ropey post-international fixture’ is hardly news,” begins Will Clunas, “but are we sure Robinho is still a professional footballer? Phoning it in is one thing; he’s texting it in, having borrowed his mate’s mobile to save credit.” He’s got his mate to text it for him an’ all.

4.44pm: Bolton 4-1 Middlesbrough (Gardner 84) This might be the weirdest 4-1 since Sampdoria mugged Napoli on their way to the title in 1990-91. Boro have dominated but are stung on the break by Ricardo Gardner. Bolton, with 37 points, are very nearly safe. Congratulations to Gary Megson, who gets dog’s abuse for… well what exactly?

4.47pm “There’s nothing much to say about proceedings in east Yorkshire,” says Richard Rae, cleverly using up 10 words of his quota* by saying that there’s not much to say. “One fine save by David James from Craig Fagan apart, there have been no efforts on goal worthy of the name. Glen Johnson was ridiculously sent off, a second yellow when Andy Dawson’s follow-through caught him on the knee. Looks like a point apiece.” Which you suspect both would have taken at the start. That’s fine for Portsmouth, whose home form will keep them up. Hull? I’m not so sure.

* We don’t actually have quotas. It’s not that bad here, although you do get locked in a cellar for 12 hours to dwell on what you’ve done if you misuse a semi-colon. And if you misuse a colon the gimp mask comes out

4.50pm “The Chelsea fans are now serenading Shearer with chants of ‘You’re getting sacked in the morning’,” reports Louise Taylor of that ever-witty bunch. “Andy Carroll is on for Obafemi Martins.”

4.54pm It has finished Newcastle 0-2 Chelsea, so for a couple of hours they are second in the table. It has also finished West Brom 0-2 Stoke and Bolton 4-1 Middlesbrough. Both those clubs are probably down, and the last place is probably between Newcastle (29 points), Sunderland (32) and Hull (34), who have just drawn 0-0 with ten-man Portsmouth, but Pompey hit the post in the final minute through Herman Hreidarsson. Portsmouth have 33 points, but they have a game in hand on Hull - a gimme at Old Trafford - and enough momentum (P6 W2 D3 L1 since they sacked the piano player) to get the points they need.

4.57pm Arsenal have beaten Manchester City 2-0, the same scoreline by which West Ham have disposed of Sunderland. So that’s just about it. The league table is here - “Funny how the PL table is arranged by wins. I guess they’re important…” notes Nathan Phillips - and I’m off to watch Andrea Dossena score 94 goals at Craven Cottage. Night.

• Drogba and Bosingwa to miss Newcastle trip
• Fábregas and Walcott back for Arsenal

Arsenal v Manchester City (Saturday, 3pm)

Arsenal welcome back Cesc Fábregas after three months out with medial knee ligament injury, but the Gunners will have to make do without leading scorer Robin van Persie, who injured his groin while playing for Holland against Scotland last Saturday, and Eduardo who suffered a similar problem while playing for Croatia.

Midfielder Abou Diaby (thigh) is out while Samir Nasri (virus) and Carlos Vela, who has had to make a long journey back from Mexico duty, are also doubtful.

However, Theo Walcott and Emmanuel Adebayor return as does Nicklas Bendtner (knee).

Arsenal (from): Almunia, Sagna, Toure, Gallas, Clichy, Walcott, Denilson, Fábregas, Arshavin, Bendtner, Adebayor, Fabianski, Djourou, Gibbs, Vela, Eboue, Silvestre, Song, Nasri.

Manchester City manager Mark Hughes could be without striker Craig Bellamy but expects top-scorer Robinho to be fit for selection against Arsenal.

Bellamy is a major doubt with the knee injury that flared up again on international duty with Wales and forced him to miss his country’s midweek defeat to Germany.

Robinho also limped off during Brazil’s 3-0 win over Peru on Wednesday, but Hughes is hopeful the 24-year-old will be available as City try and claim a first away league win since August.

Wayne Bridge could return from a hamstring strain, while Michael Johnson, Martin Petrov, Daniel Sturridge, Benjani and Didi Hamann are all nearing return from injury.

Manchester City (from): Given, Richards, Onuoha, Dunne, Zabaleta, Wright-Phillips, Elano, De Jong, Kompany, Robinho, Bojinov, Bridge, Garrido, Fernandes, Evans, Etuhu, Berti, Vassell, McGivern, Hart.

Blackburn v Tottenham (Saturday, 12.45pm)

Blackburn striker Roque Santa Cruz is to see a specialist next week if he fails to show signs of a recovery from a knee tendon injury.

The Paraguay international has been out for a month and misses a fifth successive game tomorrow when Tottenham visit Ewood Park for an early afternoon clash in the Premier League.

It is the same situation with midfielder David Dunn, who has been out of action for three weeks with an achilles problem.

Midfielder Vince Grella has returned to training following a groin injury and, although in the squad, tomorrow’s game probably comes too soon for him to figure.

Allardyce’s injury list stretches to four key players, with Brett Emerton and Steven Reid on the long-term casualty list.

Blackburn (from): Robinson, Bunn, Ooijer, Khizanishvili, Nelsen, Samba, Simpson, Warnock, Givet, Olsson, Villanueva, Tugay, Andrews, Diouf, Treacy, Mokoena, McCarthy, Roberts, Pedersen, Grella.

Tottenham club captain Ledley King should be fit for the trip to Ewood Park after resting his suspect knee during the international break.

Alan Hutton returned for Scotland from his foot injury last week but Jermain Defoe is still out, also with a foot complaint, although he is running again.

Spurs boss Harry Redknapp will make late checks on players who have been on international duty such as Wilson Palacios, Luka Modric and Darren Bent – who hobbled out of England training this week.

Tottenham (from): Gomes, Cudicini, Corluka, Hutton, Chimbonda, Bale, Assou-Ekotto, King, Woodgate, Dawson, Modric, Jenas, Zokora, Lennon, Huddlestone, Palacios, O’Hara, Bentley, Pavlyuchenko, Campbell, Keane, Bent.

Everton v Wigan (Sunday, 3pm)

Everton manager David Moyes will make a late decision on the fitness of Tim Cahill for Sunday’s visit of Wigan as the midfielder has not yet returned from international duty.

The Australian has spent the last week in Sydney recovering from a calf injury but did not play any part in the Socceroos’ 2-0 win over Uzbekistan on Wednesday.

Moyes is also waiting for the return of American goalkeeper Tim Howard, the only other player yet to make it back after the internationals.

Right-back Tony Hibbert has resumed training after a thigh problem but may not be ready to play against the Latics.

Everton (from): Howard, Neville, Jagielka, Lescott, Baines, Pienaar, Osman, Cahill, Fellaini, Saha, Jo, Rodwell, Baxter, Nash, Castillo, Jacobsen, Gosling, Wallace, Van der Meyde.

Wigan will be without Amr Zaki after the Egyptian striker again failed to return from international duty on time. It is the fourth time this season Zaki has gone walkabout after an Egypt game and looks set to be heavily fined by Steve Bruce as a result.

Jason Koumas has a hip problem which needs to be assessed, otherwise the Latics squad is at full strength.

Wigan (from): Kirkland, Melchiot, Bramble, Boyce, Figueroa, Watson, Brown, Scharner, Kapo, N’Zogbia, De Ridder, Rodallega, Mido, Kingson, Pollitt, Edman, Cho.

Bolton v Middlesbrough (Saturday, 3pm)

Bolton’s players all returned unscathed from international duty leaving midfielders Mark Davies and Joey O’Brien (both knee) the only absentees. Defender Andy O’Brien could feature after being rested in their last game.

Bolton (from): Jaaskelainen, Steinsson, Cahill, Andy O’Brien, Samuel, Riga, Taylor, McCann, Muamba, Gardner, Kevin Davies, Elmander, Al Habsi, Hunt, Puygrenier, Makukula, Shittu.

Middlesbrough winger Adam Johnson faces a fitness test after picking up two knocks playing for England’s Under-21s. Meanwhile, Chris Riggott returns from injury, midfielder Matthew Bates is back from suspension, but Robert Huth is a doubt with a sore knee.

Middlesbrough (from): Jones, Turnbull, Hoyte, McMahon, Taylor, Grounds, Huth, Pogatetz, Wheater, Riggott, Aliadiere, O’Neil, Johnson, Bates, Walker, Shawky, Downing, Emnes, Alves, Tuncay, King.

Fulham v Liverpool (Saturday, 5.15pm)

Mark Schwarzer and Clint Dempsey will play for Fulham in tomorrow’s clash with Liverpool. Australia goalkeeper Schwarzer and USA winger Dempsey only returned from international duty this morning but have already been involved in training.

Fulham (from): Schwarzer, Pantsil, Stoor, Hughes, Hangeland, Konchesky, Baird, Davies, Etuhu, Dacourt, Murphy, Gera, Dempsey, Johnson, Zamora, Zuberbuhler, Kallio, Nevland, Kamara, Gray, Barnes.

Liverpool are likely to be without defender Sami Hyypia and midfielder Yossi Benayoun for the trip to Fulham.

Hyypia returned from international duty with a knee injury, and manager Rafael Benítez doubts that the centre-back will be fit for the evening kick-off at Craven Cottage. He could be fit for Wednesday’s Champions League clash with Chelsea, however.

Benayoun went on World Cup qualifying duty with Israel already with a hamstring injury and now also has a calf problem.

Liverpool (from): Reina, Arbeloa, Agger, Carragher, Skrtel, Aurelio, Dossena, Babel, Mascherano, Gerrard, Alonso, Lucas, Torres, Kuyt, Ngog, Insua, Cavalieri, Riera.

Hull v Portsmouth (Saturday, 3pm)

Striker Daniel Cousin is Hull’s only doubt for tomorrow’s visit of Portsmouth. Cousin has missed the last two games with a back complaint and, having not reported for international duty with Gabon, must still prove his fitness.

The club’s other injury concerns, Michael Turner (thigh), Kamil Zayatte (knee), Andy Dawson (thigh) and captain Ian Ashbee (hamstring), are all fit.

George Boateng (knee) is set to return to full training next week but Anthony Gardner (back) and Jimmy Bullard (knee) are out for the season.

Hull (from): Duke, Ricketts, Turner, Zayatte, Dawson, Mendy, Ashbee, Marney, Kilbane, Geovanni, Manucho, Garcia, Barmby, Fagan, Halmosi, Folan, Doyle, Hughes, France, Cousin, Myhill.

Peter Crouch, David James and Glen Johnson have all returned unscathed from England duty for Portsmouth’s clash at Hull and Niko Kranjcar has reported no ill-effects after his efforts for Croatia.

On-loan Liverpool winger Jermaine Pennant has recovered from a thigh injury and should return to the attack, enabling Johnson to revert to his more familiar full-back role but Armand Traore’s hopes of a first-team recall have been hit by a damaged ankle playing for France Under-21s.

Reserve goalkeeper Jamie Ashdown is back after three months out with an ankle ligament injury and could return as cover for James on the substitutes’ bench but Jerome Thomas and Marc Wilson picked up further knocks in their midweek comeback attempts for the reserves.

Portsmouth (from): James, Johnson, Campbell, Distin, Hreidarsson, Pennant, Mullins, Davis, Nugent, Kranjcar, Crouch, Kanu, Kaboul, Pamarot, Utaka, Hughes, Belhadj, Basinas, Ashdown, Begovic.

Manchester United v Aston Villa (Sunday, 4pm)

Gary Neville is expected to return for the first time since January as Manchester United look to halt a two-game losing sequence against Aston Villa at Old Trafford.

Neville has been struggling to overcome a groin injury but came through a reserve team outing on Monday without a problem and is set to figure for Sir Alex Ferguson’s side.

Wayne Rooney, Paul Scholes and Nemanja Vidic are all suspended, Dimitar Berbatov (ankle) is out for a fortnight and Anderson is not likely to play after picking up a knee injury on World Cup duty with Brazil.

Manchester United (from): Van der Sar, Foster, Kuszczak, Neville, O’Shea, Ferdinand, Evans, Evra, Fabio, Ronaldo, Nani, Fletcher, Gibson, Possebon, Carrick, Park, Giggs, Tevez, Welbeck.

Gabriel Agbonlahor could be restored to the Aston Villa line-up as they look to end a run of eight games without a win in all competitions against Manchester United.

Agbonlahor was left out of the starting XI for the 5-0 mauling by Liverpool at Anfield before the international break with John Carew and Emile Heskey preferred in attack. But Heskey is ruled out with a hamstring injury he suffered after scoring the opening goal in England’s 4-0 win over Slovakia at Wembley last weekend.

O’Neill has to decide whether left-back Wilfred Bouma is ready to play any part after eight months out with a dislocated ankle. He came through a third reserve game in mid-week with no ill effects.

Aston Villa (from): Friedel, Guzan, Reo-Coker, L. Young, Knight, Cuellar, Davies, Shorey, Bouma, Milner, Gardner, Petrov, Barry, Sidwell, Salifou, A. Young, Agbonlahor, Carew, Delfouneso, Heskey.

Newcastle v Chelsea (Saturday, 3pm)

Newcastle manager Alan Shearer hopes to have three key players available for his first game in charge against Chelsea tomorrow.

Steven Taylor (ankle) and Sebastien Bassong (groin) are improving and have not yet been ruled out, while Damien Duff (hamstring) was expected to train today. Danny Guthrie is back in contention after an eight-match lay-off with a torn hamstring and strikers Andy Carroll (ankle) and Xisco (fractured toe) have returned to training.

But Shola Ameobi is out with an ankle problem and Joey Barton (fractured metatarsal), Mark Viduka and Ignacio Gonzalez (both achilles) remain on the sidelines.

Newcastle (from): Kirkland, Melchiot, Bramble, Boyce, Figueroa, Watson, Brown, Scharner, Kapo, N’Zogbia, De Ridder, Rodallega, Mido, Kingson, Pollitt, Edman, Cho.: Harper, Forster, Krul, S Taylor, Beye, Bassong, Coloccini, Enrique, Edgar, Cacapa, Butt, Duff, R Taylor, Gutierrez, Nolan, Guthrie, Lovenkrands, Geremi, Smith, Martins, Owen, Carroll, Xisco.

Chelsea are without striker Didier Drogba and right-back Jose Bosingwa for the trip to Newcastle. Drogba jarred his ankle in a training ground accident while Bosingwa returned from international duty with Portugal suffering from a hamstring strain.

Chelsea are boosted by the return of fit-again Nicolas Anelka. The France international has shaken off his toe problem to be included in the squad.

Chelsea (from): Cech, Hilario, Taylor, Belletti, Alex, Ivanovic, Terry, Mancienne, A Cole, Lampard, Ballack, Deco, Obi, Kalou, Essien, Malouda, Di Santo, Anelka, Quaresma, Stoch.

West Brom v Stoke (Saturday, 3pm)

West Brom defender Abdoulaye Meite returns to the squad for tomorrow’s clash against Stoke.

Meite has recovered from a hamstring problem and illness, although he may have to be content with a place on the bench as manager Tony Mowbray is set to continue with Jonas Olsson and Shelton Martis at the centre of defence. Albion have only conceded one goal in the two games they have played together.

Mowbray looks set to retain the side that started West Brom’s last match – the 1-1 draw against Bolton.

West Brom (from): Carson, Kiely, Zuiverloon, Hoefkens, Olsson, Martis, Donk, Pele, Meite, Robinson, Cech, Koren, Teixeira, Do-Heon, Valero, Brunt, Simpson, Fortune, Bednar, Moore, Menseguez.

Stoke manager Tony Pulis will assess the fitness of his international quartet ahead of tomorrow’s visit to West Brom.

Republic of Ireland duo Glenn Whelan and Stephen Kelly, Senegal star Abdoulaye Faye and Denmark goalkeeper Thomas Sorensen were all due to return to training this morning.

Kelly is likely to be on standby for full-back Andy Wilkinson (back), while Pulis has jet-lag fears over Faye who played in a friendly fixture in Iran.

Amdy Faye will be recalled in central midfield if Salif Diao (groin) fails a fitness test, but striker Mamady Sidibe will play no further part this season after a damaged cruciate ligament was confirmed.

Stoke (from): Sorensen, Wilkinson, Shawcross, Abdoulaye Faye, Higginbotham, Lawrence, Diao, Whelan, Delap, Beattie, Fuller, Simonsen, Etherington, Amdy Faye, Camara, Sonko, Cresswell, Cort, Pugh, Tonge, Griffin, Olofinjana.

West Ham v Sunderland (Saturday, 3pm)

West Ham striker Carlton Cole has a groin injury and may be out for the rest of the season. Scott Parker is carrying a groin problem but may still play, while Radoslav Kovac (thigh) has also picked up a knock.

Central defenders Matthew Upson and James Collins are both fit for selection after missing the last two matches, Savio Nsereko has recovered from a minor knee injury, but Valon Behrami, Jack Collison (both knee) and Danny Gabbidon (back/stomach) are out.

West Ham (from): Green, Neill, Tomkins, Spector, Ilunga, Noble, Parker, Kovac, Boa Morte, López, Tristán, Payne, Di Michele, Dyer, Lastuvka, Sears, N’Gala, Stanislas, Upson, Collins, Savio.

Kieran Richardson returns from suspension for Sunderland’s game against West Ham. But George McCartney is a doubt after sustaining a calf injury in Northern Ireland’s win over Slovenia on Wednesday and Calum Davenport is ineligible because he is on loan from the Hammers.

Ricky Sbragia will give late fitness checks to Kenwyne Jones and Carlos Edwards, who did not get back from international duty in the USA until Friday.

Craig Gordon is pushing for a return after playing for Scotland in midweek and Nyron Nosworthy returns to the squad after coming through a reserve game on Thursday.

Sunderland (from): Fulop, Gordon, Bardsley, Ferdinand, Ben-Haim, Collins, Nosworthy, McCartney, McShane, Edwards, Malbranque, Whitehead, Leadbitter, Richardson, Reid, Murphy, Jones, Healy, Cisse.

Today’s piffle needs some Shakabuku

Unceasing exposure to life’s punishing vicissitudes has left an increasingly bitter Mill to swallow the unpalatable reality that you should never get too excited in the happer times. Why? Because where there is good news, invariably there is also bad news waiting round the corner to ease a steel toecap into your Horne and Cordens. Like the time we found a pound on the kerb, only to a few hours later lose every penny we owned, all 101 of them, in a brutally subtle internet-based Nigerian bank scam. Or the time a real female said ‘hello’ to us in the street, only for us to realise a couple of seconds later that she was singing Lionel Richie.

Anyway, Arsenal fans might share a similar attitude if they have the misfortune to lose themselves in the back pages of tomorrow’s chip paper. On the one hand there is good news. Arsene Wenger has pledged his long-term future to the club, so that he can continue his inexorable progress towards the one thing that has eluded him in his time at Arsenal: finishing outside the top four.

On the other, Cesc Fabregas will join Barcelona for £48m in the summer.

At this point, we’d just like to take 60 seconds to have an impromptu knee-trembler at the thought of Iain Dowie panting with increasing desperation from inside a gim- sorry, of Xavi, Fabregas and Andres Iniesta playing together every week.

If he gets a minute in between picking up the pieces of the shambolic, multi-talented, multi-million-pound squad he inherited from that scurrilous foreign foreigner Juande Ramos, Harry Redknapp will make two signings in the summer: Manchester City’s brilliant left-winger Martin Petrov, who will struggle to get a game when he’s fit because of that listless eejit Robinho, and Paraguay and Toluca centre-half Paulo Cesar da Silva. No, we haven’t either.

A cursory bit of tippy-tappy, however, tells us that one of da Silva’s signature moves is the bottom rope splash, and on December 31 2006 he defeated former Yokozona Akebono Tarō by Kimura Armlock in the first round at K-1 Dynamite 2006 for his second win of his career giving him a professional record of 2 wins and 6 losses overall spanning both PRIDE FC and K-1. Oh, hang on. Anyway, if Harry wants him, he must be good.

Another player to leave City in the summer will be Gelson Fernandes: the strawberry-blond duo of Gary Megson and Gordon Strachan are, as we type, on all fours inquisitively sniffing around his special place to see if he is fit to join Bolton and Celtic.

• Gunners captain returns after three-month absence
• Van Persie out but Walcott, Adebayor and Bendtner are fit

Arsenal will welcome back Cesc Fábregas after three months out with a knee injury for tomorrow’s Premier League clash against Manchester City, but they will have to make do without leading scorer Robin van Persie.

Fábregas has not featured since 21 December after sustaining medial ligament damage to his knee while playing against Liverpool. However, along with fit-again England winger Theo Walcott and Togo striker Emmanuel Adebayor, the Gunners captain is now back in contention as Arsène Wenger takes his men into the defining period of the campaign.

The Arsenal manager has, though, been left counting the cost of the international break. Van Persie returned early from the Holland camp, but has failed to recover from a groin injury, while fellow striker Eduardo is also out with a similar problem.

Midfielder Abou Diaby (thigh) is another who will not feature against City, Samir Nasri returned with a virus and Carlos Vela has had to make a long journey back from Mexico duty.

Denmark forward Nicklas Bendtner, though, should be fit after concern over a knee problem, while Adebayor scored on his first game back since the start of February with a hamstring injury as Togo beat Cameroon in their World Cup qualifier – leaving Wenger with a mixed bag of news.

“Three players are out and there is a question mark over Nasri, but Fábregas, Adebayor and Walcott are all back and available in the squad,” said the Arsenal manager. “Nicklas texted us on Wednesday night and said everything was all right with him, but Carlos Vela, I count out because he lands on Friday morning at 10.30am. However if needed he can be in the squad.”

The visit of City is the first fixture of an action-packed April for the Gunners, who also face Villarreal in the quarter-finals of the Champions League and have an FA Cup semi-final date at Wembley with Chelsea in addition to three other Premier League games - which include a trip to Anfield.

Arsenal will be looking to extend an unbeaten run of 16 league matches which has moved them back into the top four - but Wenger knows Fábregas cannot be expected to be firing on all cylinders at the heart of the side straight away.

“Cesc is ready to play again, but he needs three games to be back [at his best],” Wenger said. “We are due to play eight games in 25 days, which are all decisive.”

Even though the Gunners have now clawed themselves back into the Champions League places as Aston Villa have faltered, Wenger’s men remain 10 points adrift of leaders Manchester United, who have a game in hand, and six behind third-placed Chelsea.

Defender Mikaël Silvestre won four Premier League medals during his time at Old Trafford and believes Arsenal’s current crop of talented youngsters can soon be competing for the title once again.

“We have got to believe that we can challenge next season,” said Silvestre, who signed from United in August, and is fit again following a calf injury which sidelined him since January. “If we build on this season, which is not finished yet, there is a lot of reason to think that we must challenge from day one for the title.”